In case you’re still under a table in your basement living off canned corn, I’d like to congratulate you for officially surviving the Mayan Apocalypse. Oh, and you can come out now. Since we are all still alive, it is time to celebrate by criticizing and giggling one more time at the lives of celebrities in 2012. From One Direction, to everyone asking me to Call them Maybe, this is has been a pop culture driven year like no other. This year also brought forth many new celebrities. For instance, Darwin the Ikea Monkey, Nik Wallenda the thrill-seeking river walker (yes I just referred to Niagara Falls as a river), and daredevil jumper Felix Baumgartner have all become overnight celebrities. I’m also happy to announce that Britney Spears has successfully made it through 2012. I can’t say the same for LiLo or Kstew. Let’s go into our hot tub time machine (minus the bikinis and the hot tub) and take a look back at the best and worst of this year.
Ms and Mr Best Dressed 2012
For the ladies, Kristin Stewart takes this title. As much as I don’t like her, she’s come a long way…on the red carpet that is. Her mullets and converses used to be her best red carpet accessory. She is now seen rocking coveted labels like Balmain and Balenciaga. Her street style, however, still consists of zip up sweaters and sweat pants…
For the men, there’s no better candidate than Mr. Ryan Gosling. Swoon. He’s such a laid-back yet uber chic fella.
Ms and Mr Worst Dressed 2012
Since Lady Gaga has been absent for the majority of this year, I am forced to award this title to none other than Nicki Minaj. Oh wait, or is her name Roman?
This man is someone who thinks he’s qualified to give style advice. Mr. Worst Dressed is none other that Kanye aka Yeezy. The leather skirt was the final straw.
Ms and Mr Best Looking 2012
With all the fancy shmanzy makeup, hair tricks, and plastic surgery procedures, this is a tough category because most of Hollywood is nearly perfect, or at least appear to be perfect. Thus, Ms. Best Looking goes to a natural beauty that I’ve been a fan of for quite some time now. 2012 has been a huge year for her. She scored ad campaigns for Burberry and Zara and walked several runways including the coveted Victoria Secret Fashion Show. She was also awarded the Model Of The Year 2012 title at the British Fashion Awards. I’m speaking about none other than Cara Delevingne.
The best looking male has been described as the Mick Jagger of 2012. I know you know exactly who I’m talking about. He’s part of one of the biggest boy bands in the world, One Direction. He also has dimples and curly locks of love that have captivated women more than 10 years his senior. He’s most recently been linked to the richest star under 30, Taylor Swift. Don’t even get me started on his British accent. This title goes to the very deserving Harry Styles.
Most Awkward Kristin Stewart Moment of 2012
Does anybody else cringe in embarrassment at the sight of this lady on any talk show, street, or red carpet? Miss KStew is easily the most awkward celebrity to hit Hollywood. Her most awkward moment of the year is definitely her scandalous affair with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, raging all the Robert Pattinson and Twi-hard fans.
This interview of Kristin Stewart on Japanese talk show, Sukkiri, is a close second. As per usual, in a time of desperation and confusion, KStew does none other than smirk at the ground and scratch her hair…
Click the gallery below to view the winners of 25 other best and worst 2012 categories:
Congratulations to all the celebs for their coveted #FashionistaToGo awards! Do you agree, or are you appalled by my decisions? Leave a comment below and let me know. Up next, I’ll be sharing with you my personal holiday wrap-up. Expect an abundance of onesies, Santa hats, and Christmas trees! Happy Holidays from this Fashionista to you!
Be Healthy, Be Happy, Be Chic.
xx Neda xx